Topic: ZOO

1. The word that best describes you is…

a. moody: “Stop it. I’m not in the mood.”
b. docile: “OK…if you say so.”
c. loyal: “Don’t worry ‘bout a thing, I’m right behind you.”
d. confident: “Sure, I can do that. I can do anything!”

2. As a child, your worst crime was…

a. lying about a broken vase.”
b. refusing to sing for the school program.
c. hitting the bully who was picking on your friend
d. making all your yayas cry.

3. Your boyfriend says he loves you despite your being…

a. a little bitchy sometimes.
b. a little on the quiet side.
c. too busy with extra-curricular activities to spend time with him
d. never wanting to lose an argument

4. Under your high school yearbook picture, it reads…

a. Homecoming Queen (Isn’t she beautiful?)
b. Best Handwriting (I borrowed her notes all the time!)
c. Most Friendly (She was such a nice person!)
d. Best Debater (You couldn’t get a word in edgewise…)

5. You wake up in the middle of the night and think that you hear an intruder in the next room. You turn cold and clammy, and you…

a. climb out the nearest window (Eeek! Lemme out of here!)
b. jump into the closet and call the police on you cell phone (Help! Police!)
c. grab your bat and wait behind the door (He’ll get it right in the noggin when he comes in…)
d. grab your bat and go out looking for him (Who’s there? You better get out of here or you’re gonna get it!)

6. Your hobbies include…

a. solitary activities (reading, writing).
b. volunteering at a children’s hospital
c. definitely “stand by your man.”
d. are good at keeping errant boyfriends in line.

7. Your friends love you because you are…

a. high-spirited, vivacious, fun.
b. sweet, soft-spoken, sincere.
c. patient, sociable, easygoing.
d. brave, outspoken, determined.

8. In relationships, you…

a. are often pursued by ardent suitors.
b. are a genuine Maria Clara.
c. too busy with extra-curricular activities to spend time with him
d. never wanting to lose an argument

9. Your boyfriend is late again. You’ve been fuming for the past hour at the mall, and your coffee has turned cold. You call his cell and say…

a. “Sorry, I’m going home. Maybe next time you’ll manage to show up on time…”
b. “Is the traffic bad out there, honey?”
c. “Please hurry, we’re gonna miss the movie if you don’t show up soon!”
d. “*%$@#! I’ve been waiting here forever!!!”

10. Your friends often accuse you of being…

a. fickle.
b. too shy.
c. a doormat.
d. hot-tempered.

11. Describe your driving style.

a. You hate driving!
b. Law-abiding.
c. Mellow.
d. Bordering on reckless.

12. The book that describes your worst nightmare is…

a. 101 Dalmatians
b. Public Speaking Made Easy
c. How I Survived A Year In A Desert Island
d. The Zen Guide To A Quiet Life

13. It would really be out of character for you to…

a. compromise on what you really want.
b. put your own needs above those of others.
c. let down someone you love.
d. be passive about your beliefs.

14. In your family you are known as…

a. the center of attention.
b. the second mom.
c. the funny one.
d. the one who gets in trouble.

15. Your boyfriend asks what you want for Christmas. You say…

a. “Name it! I want it!”
b. “It’s the thought that counts, honey…”
c. “A new cell phone with a larger memory for my directory.”
d. “Cash!”